A Bucket of Sand

A bucket full of sand landed on my head and then continued all down my back! Normally I wouldn't be very happy about it but the five year old boy who did it was so cute.... I just got a job at South Davis Community Hospital in their Child Care Center! Since it's at the hospital I had to do a ton of paper work, get my food handlers permit, and get CPR/First aid Certified!  I feel so professional! I have a cool little name tag and i got a free mug that i carry everywhere i go now!

I have only worked there one day but i already LOVE it! All the kids and infants are so adorable! The 3, 4, and 5 year old room is my favorite! They call me Miss Ashley. How cute is that?
They had only met me once when i went back to get my work schedule and i didnt think they would remember me. However when i walked in they all yelled "MISS ASHLEY!" They asked me to stay, but i couldn't so they all came and gave me hugs and as i left they said they missed me already and one girl blew me a kiss!! What sweethearts! They made my day and i cant wait to go to work again. This time I would prefer if i didn't get a bucket of sand dumped on my head.

The Shuttle

The WSU shuttle is a very exciting place to be at 8:30 in the morning. I always have lots of "neat" people i get to see, sit by or my favorite ease drop. Not once has the shuttle failed to give me a story. Whether its the smell of eggs, a cat hair covered back pack, a conversation about who likes who more,(Yes in college i heard a couple(dating about 6 months) argue about who loved who more in high pitched baby voices..its OK though because they had just been through counseling. The first semester had been a rough time.) a person larger than the seat so then they end up on my lap, oh yes and my absolute cherished moment when there is about 15 seats open and someone decides to sit right next to me. LOVE that.
Anyways today was my last day of school for the summer. I'm am quite sad that i will not ever step on that shuttle again. Oh but did i mention I'M DONE WITH SCHOOL FOR THE SEMESTER??? I'm so happy about it and in my human development class my professor told me that if you passed his class you were allowed to be a parent!! I passed here is the certificate to prove it!!

That's right! Parent Certified now i just need a husband!

   Yesterday Kasey proposed to Korin it was so cute!! I love it! I cant wait to have Korin as my sister in-law!!  I hope she realizes what she is getting her self into marrying into our family. Hopefully my blog  doesn't scare her off. Congrats you two!! I'm so excited for you!

When they are married they will have the same initials! I think its so cute!

82. Beat Angry Birds

On April 9th at 11:03 AM I, Ashley Zwahlen finally beat Angry Birds!! I am so proud of myself. Thank you Rhylee for helping me reach my goals.

34. Ride in a Helicopter!

On my senior trip we went to Kauai While we were there we went on a HELICOPTER RIDE around the island. We got to see the Na Pali coast and fly inside a volcano in it was ablsolutely beautiful!!





My Dad, Mom and Me after our Helicopter ride!









The Na Pali Coast

Halls Lemon Cough Drops!

Dear Friends above our apartment,



You are very noisy. I dont know if you knew, but we can hear your loud music, your stomping across the floor, your crying, your musical numbers,  even your cell phone vibrating every two seconds. It is not ok. Now, I know one of you is sick up there because i hear your disgusting, juicy cough all the time. It makes me want to throw up when i hear it. So here, let me get you some lemon cough drops and a get well card that reads " Dear Friend, Please get well as soon as you can, also please stop coughing. Thank you"! Then I will slide the cough drops up through the vent between our apartments.  You're welcome. That is all!

Love Your Friends below you,

Ashley, Rhylee, Rachel, and Sara

A Gift For You

100 Lifetime Goals

I never know what to post about so I finally came up the idea to put up my 100 Lifetime goals list i made about a year ago.  I'm excited to see how many goals i can accomplish. When i complete a new goal i will let you know about it:) Problem solved I now have 100 things i can post about... Here they are, ENJOY!

1. Go Sky Diving 2. Climb Mt. Everest 3. Go to Hannah's wedding 4. Go to Festival of colors 5. Live above the Country Cleaners 6. Learn a new Language 7. Get Married (preferably not to a creeper) 8. Swim in Chocolate 9. Get Fit 10. Shave Hannah's Head 11. Have Perfect Eye Sight 12. Graduate From College 13.Get a Job as an Elementary Teacher 14. Meet someone Famous 15. Have Children 16. Find a Genie Lamp 17. Make Wish #1 World Peace 18. Make wish #2 19. Make wish #3 20.Name a star after me 21. Visit the Pyramids 22. Never get divorced 23. Get a Pretend Tattoo 24. Be in two places at once 25. Learn to drive stick 26. Memorize the Dictionary 27. Build the worlds biggest sand castle 28. Live to be at least 85 29. Back pack through Europe 30. Go Scuba diving 31.Snorkel the Great Barrier Reef 32. Learn to jump the wake on a wake board 33. climb an active Volcano 34. Ride in a Helicopter 35. Write my name in wet cement 36.Fly in a hot air balloon 37. Become a grandparent 38. Build a life sized gingerbread house 39. Put nail polish in the microwave 40. Write a children's book 41. Learn to make/decorate professional cakes 42. Go to the worlds biggest water park 43. Go to the worlds biggest amusement park 44. Visit the Statue of Liberty 45. Climb a Palm Tree 46. Go toilet papering 47. Be more Social 48. Go para sailing 49. Get Hannah in Sexy in SLC 50. Discover a new planet 51.Discover a new species 52. Come back as a hot pink flying bacteria with 50 million eyes 53. Go to New Zealand 54. Go to Australia 55. Be on the News 56. Run a Marathon 57. Plan someones wedding 58. Be a Brides maid at least once 59. Donate to charity 60. Never turn out like people on reality TV shows 61. Have my own Reality show 62. Keep a Journal 63. Never Break a Bone 64. Never get the chicken pox 65. Buy a Boat 66. Buy a House Boat 67. Go Kayaking 68. Take a gondola in Venice 69. Visit the Great Wall of China 70. Go to the Inca Village in the Andes Mountains 71. Stay in a house on the water in Tahiti 72. Go to every State 73. Learn to Keep secrets 74. Plan a surprise party 75. Go Bungee Jumping 76. Ride an Elephant 77. Go to every temple in Utah 78. Clean the Sink 79. Volunteer in a 3rd World country 80. Learn to Paint 81. Learn to be less scared of everything and everyone 82.Beat Angry Birds 83. Open PAMJCTLTFPB Shack 84. Plant a Garden 85. Go on an African safari 86. Go Ice Fishing 87. Dig to China 88. Learn to Snowboard 89. Have a Mud Fight 90. Own a Hot Tub 91. Learn to Cook a new Dessert 92. Keep a scrapbook 93. Do Family History 94. Become an Aunt 95. Swim with the Dolphins 96. Read more often 97. Own a House 98. Travel the world 99. Go to a concert 100. Finish as many of these goals as i can!!

The Dream Interpreter!

Last night i had a dream about sharks many many sharks.In this dream i saved turtles, went tubing among the sharks and had an old man offer me a shark ride from a blind shark who had eaten his own eyes. This bizzare dream isnt out of the ordinary for me i always have bizzare dreams, but today i decided i wanted to be the dream interpreter. So i researched what it meant if i had sharks in my dreams. This is what it said.  "To see a shark in your dream, indicates feelings of anger, hostility and fierceness. You are undergoing a long and difficult emotional period and may be an emotional threat to yourself or to others. Perhaps you are struggling with your individually and independence, especially in some aspect of your relationship."  Well i did just move out but im pretty sure i am doing just fine and im not struggling. "aspect of my relationship" all i have to say about that is  ha ha me in a relationship? Thats funny!! I dont think i have feelings of anger, hostility or fierceness. So i guess that leaves me being an emotional threat to myself and others. I will apologize before hand if i become an emotional threat to you. (Especially Rachel, Rhylee, or Sara.) I truly have no intentions of becoming a threat to anyone, but the Dream Interpreter tells no lies!! 


If you have any dreams you would like me to interpret please let me know and i will gladly interpret them!


Thats all for now,


Sincerely,


Ashley a.k.a. The dream Interpreter